There was not much interesting listed under the
“Public Safety” section of our local town paper,
but it looks like the police were called a few
times for very serious occurances.
How do they train for all this stuff?

• A sick raccoon was reported under the porch
  in the 17500 block of Schalit Way.
• A large dead squirrel was removed from the roadway
  on the 1000 block of C Avenue.
• Responding to a report of
  “blood all over the kitchen walls”,
  a police officer found, instead,
  cranberry juice all over the walls.